( new bestie; )

       _{”I’d call it a tragic flaw.”}

     “ —— Rude.”

(Source: sassyxlette)

( new bestie; )

       _{”—— Rude.”}

     “Call it a talent.“

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( new bestie; )

         _{”Tell your mom I love her.”}

     “Get your own mom.“

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( new bestie; )

        _{“Italian sub?”}

     “I’ll call my mom.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( new bestie; )

       _{”What kind of food?”}

     “Name it and I can probably get it.“

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( new bestie; )

       _{”Fine. But, just this one time.”}

     “Official new bestie. I’ll pay you in food.“

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( unknown; )

       _{”You’re kidding, right?”}

     “If kidding means deadly serious, yes.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( unknown; )

      _{“I did, actually. Why?”}

     “Because I didn’t. Sharing is caring, my friend.“

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( unknown; )

         _{”And, which one is more expensive?”}

     “I have no idea.“

( unknown; )

     _{”So, which one’s bigger?”}

     “iPads are bigger. They’re like the size of a notepad about.“