( i’m lazy; )

          “There is a little thing called rebelling that some people do.               Maybe you should try it out. “ 

     “There’s this thing that I like to do.
       It’s called eating. It goes along with
       this other thing called not cooking.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( caught on; )

        “Then why the hell is she making you wear it?”

     “See my issue? This dress was hers when
       she was my age, or something like that.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( ihu; )

        “Maybe i think you look nice in a formal dress. “

     “ – I guess it is easier to hide weapons.
       Thank you, thigh highs and garters. But
       I have literally no reason to wear this.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( sometimes i swEAR; )

         ”By a long shoot, kid. I guess it’ll be me dancing on your grave.” 

     “Which is exactly why my promise had no
       ground on which to dance! And you still
       wished for me to be in a formal dress. I
       thought I was your favorite niece.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( literal five-year-old; )

            “Shouldn’t i be asking you that. You’re the one who want to dance on my grave.”

     “You’re gonna outlive me!“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( punishment; )

        “I hope your mother makes you wear a formal dress when you do. ”

     “What on earth did I do to you?“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( and unusual; )

         ”It’s certainly entertaining.”

     “I’m going to dance on your grave.“

(Source: sassyxlette)

( cruel; )

        “I think you look nice.”

     “You like to see me unhappy, don’t you?“

(Source: sassyxlette)

     “Mom stuffed me in a formal
       dress, please help me.“