( where do you think i learned it from; )

                      “You’re one to talk about table manners.”

     “At least I don’t get gravy all
       over myself. You stained your
       …everything.“

( uncle dOUCHEBAG; )

❝My birthday was at least two weeks ago.
  — shows how much you care. ❞

     “You weren’t here for two weeks!“

(Source: sassyxlette)