( and he wonders why i call him uncle douchebag; )

                       ”Because nothing says ‘draw me’ like a
                        fur ball sleeping. Jerk? Ouch. I don’t think
                        you deserve them.”

     “Uncle Damon. C'mon. Either you 
       give me the pencils you buy me an
       undetermined amount of pumpkins.
       Aren’t the pencils a better deal?“

(Source: sassyxlette)